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May 16, 2008

How To Throw A Temper Tantrum!

Step 1:  Be a Democrat.

Step 2:  As offten as you can, call for talks with all of our enemies without preconditions.

Step 3:  Make stupid calls for meeting with our enemies while on foreign soil.

Step 4:  See Step 3 and say that this is a realistic foreign policy.

Step 5:  Listen to any Republican, but especially George W. Bush stand up aginst being an appeaser or calling an appeaser an appeaser.

Step6:  Call Bush an idiot (and say he is disrespecting the office) for making derogatory remarks about Democrats (though he mentioned no one in particular) while on foreign soil - especialy since you know that he called it like it is and you are what you are:  An appeaser!

Step 7:  Whine, pout, scream, cry, pound your fists on the floor and hold your breath till you turn blue and watch the American People shake their heads at your childishness.

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May 15, 2008

Hillary as VP?

My friend Doug Ross prognosticates!

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Old Bear Tracks

A "save the polar bears" site has a link (below) allowing one to track polar bears which are wearing satellite collars. According to the map, all of those polar bears are either living on the Arctic ice cap or, according to some, are barely hanging (or, "bearly" hanging) on to icebergs in the open sea--with the exception of one.  If you scroll down the map, you will spot a polar bear that migrated southward and is enjoying retirement in Phoenix, Arizona.  Go figure.  Maybe he has a preference for warmer climates after all.  Now, all he has to do is sit around and growl when kids step on his grass.

Bear Tracker

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Top 10 Uses For Polar Bear Fat

You've all seen this picture before:

It purports to show two Polar Bears (PBs) stranded on a melting iceberg.  Ahh yes, due to anthropogenic global warming no doubt.  The only problem is is that the picture was a bit of a fraud

Well, now the GWFATB (Global Warming Freaks And True Believers) have managed to get a growing population of a mammal (yes, Virginia, Polar Bear populations are increasing) on the "threatened species" list.  Well, I know of a surefire way to increase the PB population:  Captured PB breeding programs.  This will have the added benefit of using the excess PBs for their fat.  So, in the interests of good citizenship, I present the Top 10 Uses For Polar Bear Fat!

Number 10:  cut into bite size cubes, it can be used by old codgers who like to sit around and chew the fat.

Number 9:  Polar Bear fat can replace Crisco in making pie dough.

Number 8:  Rendered Polar Bear fat can replace butter in frying your morning eggs.  This will have the added benefit of taking the pressure off of cows to make milk and have it stolen from their udders.

Number 7:  Rendered dehydrogenated Polar Bear fat can be used instead of cannola oil in your Vinegar & Oil salad dressings.

Number 6:  Polar Bear fat can be used to replace valuable oil as lubricants.

Number 5:  Polar Bear fat can be used to "grease the skids" in countries where "mordida" is common.

Number 4:  Polar Bear fat can be used to lubricate that squeeky door hinge instead of WD-40 thus saving the atmosphere from added flurocarbons.

Number 3:  Polar Bear fat is terrific for greasing pie and cake pans

Number 2:  Polar Bear fat can be used on burns instead of butter (see also number 8 ).

And the Number 1 use for Polar Bear fat is that it can be used as a source of bio-desiel and cars using it can proudly bear the sign "The Polar (Bear) Express!"

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UPDATE:  Friend David Fafarman, a clever guy, suggested:

Another use for PB fat: Heating Al Gore's hot tub:

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May 14, 2008

Save the (Insert Cause Here) !!!

This is a total waste of time and taxpayer money.  It's just more global warming bull and pandering. 

US lists polar bear as threatened species

WASHINGTON (AP) - The Interior Department has decided to protect the polar bear as a threatened species because of the decline in Arctic sea ice from global warming, officials said Wednesday.  ...The department, in deciding to list the bear as threatened, will cite studies by its own scientists that the decline of Arctic sea ice off Alaska and Canada could result in two-thirds of the polar bears disappearing by mid-century, said federal officials who spoke on condition of anonymity because the decision had not been announced.

This is more tripe pushed by the same people who wear shirts with the image of Che Guevara, but in this case it happens to be Che GueBEARa

Isn't that just like a liberal? 

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Left v Right

Leftist:  "True patriotism is in expressing one's opinion"

Rightist:  "OK, I'll buy that.  In my opinion...."

Leftist:  "Shut up you damn fascist!"

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Agism vs. Racism

Obama has already fired the opening salvo.  We can call him an ageist racist since he has already said any mention of HIS race is raceism.  So, methinks if he does get the Democrats nod (and I think he will), it ought to be an interesting campaign.  Of course, we can't imagine that the MSM will hold HIS feet to the fire on the contradictions between "hope" and his actual rhetoric.   After all, anything he says is "Just Words."

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May 12, 2008

Semper Fidelis

My good friend Mustang produced this video as a tribute to his beloved Marine Corps.  Mustang enlisted in the Marines as a youth and retired as a Lt. Col.  His story is filled with humor and pathos as only a combat vet can know and I'm proud to claim him as a friend.  This production is stupendous.  Semper Fi Mustang, Semper Fi!

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May 11, 2008

If You Ever Wondered What Hell Looked Like...

...this must be close!

Chaiten Volcano exploding a huge cloud of ash and causing massive static electricity discharges.

h/t to Fausta in last Monday's carnival

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AP Strikes Gold!

The Associated Press writer JENNIFER C. KERR can't bitch about the war being lost, so she does the next best thing.  This headline shows their real motive  "AP IMPACT: Number of disabled veterans rising"

Uh, Jennifer, I don't want to bust your bubble, you probably being a journalism graduate and all, but in war, people get wounded and killed.  Those that used to die of their wounds, now are often saved because of the heroic actions of medivac pilots, corpsmen and MASH personnel.  That also means that a higher percentage will need long term care. Well, Jennifer sees some of the light:

Why?

Worse wounds. More disabilities. More vets aware of the benefits and quicker to file for them.

Also, ironically, advanced medical care. Troops come home with devastating injuries that might well have killed them in earlier wars. 

No Jennifer, not worse wounds, bad wounds yes, but not the killers that they used to be.  More vets are aware Jennifer?  Wow, you don't want them to be aware?  Oh, and Jennifer, the fact that the folk I've listed are saving those lives in increasingly large numbers that is not a good thing? 

If our troops in harms way are going to get hurt, and they are Jennifer, I'd rather they come home wounded than in a box.  Wouldn't you Jennifer?

But don't worry Jennifer, we, the people of the United States will do our duty to these heros, or by God know the reason why.  So, you congress critters, don't let us down or we will reploace your fat asses.

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May 10, 2008

Hillary for Klansman?

I realize she was tired, that this was a phone interview... but really!!!

"Senator Obama’s support among working, hard-working Americans, white Americans, is weakening again.... Whites in both states who had not completed college were supporting me. There’s a pattern emerging here."

With a tip O' The GM Derby to My Blogdaddy!

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May 07, 2008

Hillary Clinton Starring in "Fatal Attraction - The Presidency"

Another movie clip sums up the mindset of Hillary Clinton for this election, and she will not be denied.  There is nothing that she won't do to get what she feels belongs to her, and she will destroy others and the Democratic Party if she doesn't get it.

No, it's not going to stop.  It's going to go on and on.

(Alternate link if above clip fails to play:  Fatal Attraction Trailer)

However, in the end, Hillary doesn't kill rabbits.  She kills cats.

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Whose Fault is Hillary?

I'm amused at the Obamaniacs who are avidly decrying the presence of Shrillary on the stump to win the nomination.  It would seem as those folk believing in the Obamamessiah reject Shrillary and even Chuck Schumer for being in the race that a year and a half ago everyone was saying to us conservatives... "You just wait till Hillary smashes you Repuglikkkans into the ground."

So, what has happened in the meantime to move Hillary Clinton from the likely anointed of the Democrat Party to the "superbitchwhoiscausingalltheseproblems"

On my blog-fathers blog there is this comment

Chuck Schumer is the most overrated senator. To begin with, he inflicted Hillary on us.
This of course presupposes that all those supporting Obama or any of the other candidates were flat out against Hillary in the year 2000.  Seems to me that the vast, vast, vast majority of Dems were all for Clinton in 2000 and were even then touting her as the next democrat president... even to the point where Clinton believed that she was the anointed one.  Don't forget folks, Obama came out of damn near nowhere and has yet to pass a single substantive bill either in Illinois or in the US Senate. 

Obamaniacs are now screaming for Hillary to get out of the race, "Out damn spot, Out I say" to borrow a line from Shakespeare. This is when the Obamaniacs ought to be reaching out to the Hillary Crowd. 

Whoops, don't want to give the DIM-o-crats any ideas.  On the other hand, if these two yahoos tear up the Democrat Party, that means a McCain presidency and I'm not particularly happy about that either.

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May 06, 2008

When Will It Be Over for Hillary Clinton?

Over?  Did you say over?  Nothing is over until Hillary Clinton decides it's over.

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Baseball Wars

If  you are a Baseball fan (of ANY team) don't forget to click on the Baseball Wars link to your right at the top of the sidebar.

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May 05, 2008

The Squirrel And The Water Moccasin

Once upon a time, a young squirrel needed desperately to cross a swollen stream to take food to her children on the other side.  As she looked rather forlornly at the stream a water moccasin swam up and asked "What is the matter young lady"

"I need to get to the other side to feed my babies and the stream is just too swift for me to swim," said the squirrel.

"I think I can help you out," said the water moccasin, "Just hop on my back and I'll ferry you to the other side."

"Oh no thank you," said the squirrel, "you are a snake and will bite and eat me."

"Not today, for I've just eaten," said the ole black snake.  "You'll be as safe as you can be."

"Do you promise?"

"Of course," said the snake.  So the squirrel hopped aboard and off they went. 

At first, the squirrel was terrified, but as they made their way across the stream, she felt more and more safe.  When they were about 5 feet from the farther shore, the snake turned and sank his fangs right into the squirrel. 

""I'm dying," said the squirrel.  "And you promised me I would be as safe as ever."

"I can't help myself, I am what I am and you knew that when you got on my back," said the water moccasin.

The moral should be obvious to almost everyone, don't listen to promises to someone with a history of breaking promises.   Including the promises of politicians. 

Take the current "gas-tax" reduction promised by both Clinton and McCain.  Obama has called it like it is, a pander to get votes from the gullible and perhaps those that don't understand that politicians promise and promise, and seldom follow through.  Now, I'm not an Obama fan by any stretch of the imagination, just check here, here and here to see the veracity of that statement.

But I digress.  Clinton and McCain are offering to buy your vote for a measly $30.00 over a three month period.  That's about $10.00 or less a month folks.  Why on earth would anyone consider voting for those two numb-skulls for only 30 bucks.  There might be other reasons to vote for or against anyone, but 30 bucks?

I might vote for any of the three if they promised (with a pledge signed in blood perhaps) to come up with a rational energy policy.  Such as drilling in ANWR, off the coasts of Florida, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and the entire east and west coasts.  A promise to begin a massive building campaign of nuclear power generators, and a concentrated effort to import oil from friends (the UK, Mexico, Canada etc,) and not from folk that hate our way of life including Saudi Arabia, and the rest of the middle east kings, tyrants, sheiks and potentates.  We are currently importing something in the neighborhood of 2.5 million barrels of sweet crude a day from people that would like to see our way of life fall under sharia law. 

Had we a sensible drilling policy 35 years ago (Hello Jimmah Cahtuh!) we could be free from Middle Eastern oil today.  We'd still be importing, but at least it would be from folk that are friendly to the United States. 

Speaking of nuclear power, Intel had a great idea some years ago as told by Bob Brinker of Money Talk and that was to replicate their chips exactly; exact copies.  Zero differences, zero defects.  We have the technology to replicate successful nuclear energy plants with strong track records of safety.  Build a 100 of them and our dependence on oil will greatly decline and we can do this in a heartbeat.  We lack only the will to stand up to the environmentalists who would rather see one snail darter survive than a country reduce its carbon footprint.

In fact, if the hype about global warming was really believed by the "true believers" in "The Universal Church of Consensus Regarding Global Warming," then they should be demanding nuclear power. 

So, after the elections and all the votes are counted and the promises broken the average voter will look at the new President and say "But you Promised!"  And the politician will say "You knew what I was when you stepped into that booth and pulled the lever."

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May 04, 2008

Its Carnival Time

Dr. Sanity has her Carnival of the Insanities up and is it a doozie!  Especially this entry: "17. The fecal juggernaut... but at least it worked as advertised."

And tomorrow, don't miss Fausta's Carnival of Latin America and the Caribbean!

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May 02, 2008

Congress-critters Dig Deep - Into your pockets

The members of the house of representatives have decided sometime in the past that reform was desperately needed - in their household budgets that is.  So they crafted a rule that allows them to LEASE anything they want to, pay for the insurance, upkeep and gas all on the taxpayer's dime.  What does this amount to in real terms?

435 congress-critters x $500.00 monthly lease payments x 12 months = $2,610,000.00

435 congress-critters x $1,500.00 due at signing the lease = $ 652,500.00

435 congress-critters x $2,000.00 per year for insurance = $870,000.00

435 congress-critters x $1000.00 per year in routine maintanance = $435,000.00

435 congress-critters x 20,000 miles per year at 20 mpg avg x 3.75/gal = $1,631,250.00

Grand Total (and I believe these to be fairly conservative estimates) = $6,198,750.00

Charlie Rangel, D-NY says his constituents EXPECT him to drive that Cadillac to show respect for the folk paying for it.  Charlie, can you say Bull Sh*t?

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April 30, 2008

About This Media Driven "Recession"

We keep hearing from the liberal media and Democrats about our terrible recession.  The only problem is that our economy is still growing.  But, the Associated Press still can (and wants to) make that look bad.  Eventually, the doomsday crowd may talk businesses and individuals into cutting their spending enough in reaction to claims of a recession until they actually create one.

AP - Economy grows by only 0.6 percent in 1st quarter of 2008:  The statistic did not meet what economists consider the classic definition of a recession, which is a retraction of the economy. This means that although the economy is stuck in a rut, it is still managing to grow, even if modestly.

Oh, so not "technically."  Technically, the AP is a bad news source.  Here's the technical definition of a recession:  Recession is defined as a decline, for two consecutive quaters, of real gross domestic product - the value of all final goods and services produced within a nation in a given year.  We have not had that, as growth is not a decline.  Also, the U.S. has the world's highest gross domestic product (GDP), as derived from Purchasing Power Parity (PPP) criteria.  So, when we meet the "technical" definition of a recession, let us know about it only then.

But, as private businesses are working hard to make progress, another segment of our economy is booming with little effort.

USA Today - Hiring leaps in public sector:   Governments added 76,800 jobs in the first three months of 2008, the Bureau of Labor Statistics reports.  That's the biggest jump in first-quarter hiring since a boom in 2002 that followed the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

Don't worry about getting in soup lines or selling apples on street corners yet.  But, if you start to worry, just get a government job.  They can always make more jobs doing nothing.  However, stay away from applying to newspaper publishers.  They truly are in decline and only wish that the nation would join them.  It could be envy.

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April 28, 2008

Reverand Wright Wants An Apology

Reverend Jeremiah Wright wants an apology from the United States for the institution of slavery.  I don't blame him, in today's world where anyone can issue an apology for anything he has every right to ask for on.  In an earlier post on the non-apology apology I wrote:

An apology, to be sincere must be accompanied by at least a couple of things. One, it must be for an offense that you have committed. Two, it must be accompanied by an honest and sincere effort not to repeat the offense. Last, but not by any means least the person you apologize to has to be the person you offended. Anything else is an exercise in self flagelation that serves no useful purpose.
And:
I'm sick and tired of the "faux pas" ---> Blame ---> Demand an Apology ---> Apologize industry that passes for politics these days. I don't know about you, but I sure am sick and tired of it.

Kerry botches a joke badly but won't apologize because he didn't mean to botch the joke. Obama and McCain both botch a statement using the term "wasted" and both apologize for it. Hillary refuses to apologize for her vote, Edwards apologizes for his. Clinton apologizes to Africa, Virginia apologizes to African Americans. Hillary demands Obama apologize for something someone else said, Dean won't apologize for what Geffin said, but demands that conservatives, and Republican aspirants to the throne apologize for the comment of an acknowledged bomb thrower.

Everyone demands that their opposite in the political spectrum take responsibility for something that you may or may not agree with; may or may not have said and which may or may not reflect your beliefs. In other words, some of my political friends on the left expect me to take responsibility for, and no doubt apologize for the rantings of Ms. Coulter, only because I too am a conservative. Not too long ago, a commenter on my site demanded that I publicaly disassociate myself from a blog entry by another blogger who belongs to a group of bloggers that I belong to. How very dumb this has gotten.

Well, I guess Jeremiah Wright didn't read the above entries or he wouldn't be asking.  So, just to shut him up, I'll officially apologize on behalf of the United States.

Dear Reverend Wright, I would like to take this time to offer to you, an esteemed preacher of the gospel my sincerest apology.  I apologize for having been born white and for being related to other white folk.  I apologize for my ancestors that owned slaves even if I don't know of any.  I apologize abjectly that African Blacks and African Muslims captured a number of other African Blacks and sold them into slavery.  I apologize from the bottom of my heart that people that I didn't know enslaved people that you didn't know from a country that you have never lived in brought ancestors that you never met to a country that has given more people freedom to say the things that you like to say and give them the full backing of the constitution to say them.  And I'm most sincerely sorry that you are such an idiot and such a bombastic stuffed shirt who has made so much money that you have chosen to live in the upper reaches of middleclassness.

Sincerely

GM Roper

 

There, I think that ought to satisfy the Right Reverend Wright!!


 

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